Meet The Femmes

The Femmes golf ball markers: Lip Service, Water Hazard, Bunker Babe and Last Round

Four ball markers. Four distinct personalities. Zero interest in playing it safe.

The Femmes are bold, pop-art colour, with a lot more personality than a 25mm piece of gold-plated zinc has any right to carry. Here's who's in your bag now.

Lip Service

Big mouth, bigger opinions, and not shy about telling you your putting stroke needs work. She talks a good game and usually backs it up. Loud lips, loud laugh, the kind of playing partner who turns a slow round into a party whether you asked for one or not.

Water Hazard

Sunnies on, floating somewhere that isn't the fairway. She found the water an hour ago and has made peace with never leaving. The ball's gone. She hasn't noticed. She's fine.

Bunker Babe

Sand flying, dignity somewhere back at the clubhouse. She's not stuck, she's resting. There's a difference, and she'll explain it to you at length while you wait to play through.

Last Round

Champagne coupe in hand, moon behind her, no intention of setting foot on a course tonight. She's toasting the round that's finished and the version of herself who thought eighteen holes sounded like a good idea this morning.


Four designs, one collection, mixed feelings about golf etiquette. The Femmes are live now, solo or all four together in The Femmes Foursome.

Come as you play 🚩

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